Job interview

  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch

bootybotty:

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kingjaffejoffer:

Thinkin bout previous pussy that was good and I don’t have access to anymore

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houseofdawn:

when u fuck and a few weeks later she say shes late

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when she say her stomach isnt feeling well

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when she ask what are we gonna do?

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a few days later when she says she got her period

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puff-to-tuff:

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